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Ok, det gik lidt hurtigt med søgningen. Jeg tænkte ikke rigtig over, hvad jeg skrev. Jeg lyttede til Mitch Hedberg og mine tanker var et andet sted. Men jeg søgte. Efter “Mytube”. Sjovt som min underbevidsthed trådte til og erstattede et brand med et behov. Jeg ledte jo ikke efter Youtube som sådan. Men efter mit indhold - på Youtube. Læg i øvrigt mærke til at jeg nåede at klikke på et af søgeresultaterne.

I øvrigt, her er hvad jeg ledte efter… og ikke fandt - “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International, Inc.”.

Ok, her er hvad jeg ledte efter:

Jeg bladrede igennem Andy Rutledge’s arkiver og fandt denne “Hvor-godt-forstår-du-design” test. Prøv den. Det gjorde jeg. Jeg klarede den faktisk overraskende godt, taget i betragtning hvor meget jeg var i tvivl. Jeg havde fejl på tre af spørgsmålene:

• 4. Generally speaking, which is the most effective position for a large image on a text-filled page?
• 7. Designers and artists generally plan a specific route along which viewers’ eyes should travel when looking at the work/design. The most natural and effective direction for leading a viewer’s eye through a web page design or a landscape painting is:
• 9. When considering first-time visitors to a website; those who have never seen the layout or used the interface, the most important non-brand related issue the designer must take into account for an effective design is:

Hvordan klarede du den?

Fjernbetjeningen i min bilnøgle virker også på naboens Mazda. Jeg bruger efterhånden kun nøglen.

Except me. My LinkedIn profile is still faceless. I went searching in the achieves for that cool, trendy, back lit picture of myself. Nada! - not one single picture of myself amongst 10Gb of pictures. Every time I found one of myself, it was with a grimace. Like this one. Dammit. From now on I’ll stop making faces when people take my picture. It all ends and begins with today!

I’m probably very yesterday by not being on Facebook. But you know what? - you too will be so the day before today when something bigger, better, faster than Facebook comes along ;-). And that will happen. So I’ve made the tjois to only maintain this blog, LinkedIn and the rest of my life. Not in that order.

Jeg oplevede hende, Lykke Li, på Lille Vega, som opvarmning til Shout Out Louds. Bassen var skruet HELT op. Det var superfedt og mindede mig om at genhøre noget Portishead snart. Det var tæt på at være en bedre oplevelse en Shout Out Louds.

The public art galleries, large picture halls, I guess
The eyes they see Evangelists, evil’s agents
Atheism it has me, I Matthias
I am that is, Vin Diesel
I end lives in the dormitory, the dirty room
Mother-in-laws, Woman Hitlers
The German soldiers, Hitler’s men are dogs
Evangelists, evil’s agents
Eleven plus two, Twelve plus one

Bonus:
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten: “To be or not to be: that is the question, whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.”